The Stake Out
Jerry: I don't see architecture coming from you.
George: I suppose you could be an architect.
George: I'm ah...I'm an architect.
Vanessa: Really? Well, what do you design?
Vanessa: I thought engineers do that?
George: They can.
Comment: The lies we'll see again and again first show up here: George is an achitect, Art Vandalay, they know an importer-exporter. It's amazing how many times these characters rely on elaborate lies throughout the series.
Jerry: Regarding sexual activity. It's strictly prohibited, but if you absolutely must, do us all a big favor and do it in the tub.
Kramer: I'm human.
Jerry: In your way.
Comment: I've always found this episode boring.