Kramer: Those aren't for New Year's. Those are my everyday balloons.
Kramer: Do you think people will still be using napkins in the year 2000, or is this mouth vacuum thing for real.
George: What is a barometer exactly?
Kramer: It's pronounced "thermometer."
Comment: overall this episode isn't one of my favorites, but Kramer has some gem lines.
The Muffin Tops
George: If you take everything I've accomplished in my entire life and condense it down to one day, it looks decent.
Jerry's girlfriend: When you make a pizza bagel, you really shouldn't use cinnamon-raisin.
Jerry: You also shouldn't use a donut.
Comment: The corny: George getting traded for chicken, Jerry acting like a werewolf, no dumps taking the muffin stumps. The good: Kramer's Peterman Reality Bus Tour, the city eating George alive.