The English Patient
George: You never know.
Jerry: Sometimes you do.
Jerry: They're real Cubans? They're human beings from Cuba?
Comment: A mediocre episode, but I appreciate Elaine's predicament of being the one person that doesn't like a movie that everybody else raves about.
Elaine: Hey Kramer, listen. You've seen The Omen, right? What exactly was that kid?
Kramer: Oh, Damien? Nothing, just a mischievous, rambunctious kid.
Elaine: It'll be years before they find another place to hide cheese on a pizza.
Comment: While season eight of Seinfeld is better than 90% of anything that's ever been on television, this is the least good of the Seinfeld seasons.
The Yada Yada
Jerry: Because I believe Whatley converted to Judaism just for the jokes!
Jerry: But you yada yada-ed the best part.
Elaine: No, I mentioned the bisque.
Comment: I love this episode; it is very funny. From George showing up to visit Jerry at the dentist's office and the Catholic confessional, to the "anti-dentite" stuff, there are a lot of laugh-out-loud moments.