The Andrea Doria
Mr. Eldridge: We had to abandon ship.
George: Well, all vacations have to end eventually.
Comment: A mediocre episode with the ridiculous plot of Kramer acting like a dog.
The Little Jerry
Jerry: Kramer, cockfighting is illegal!
Kramer: Only in the United States.
Jerry: It's inhumane!
Kramer: No, Jerry, it's not what you think it is.
Jerry: It's two rosters pecking at each other.
Elaine: Jerry, it's 3:30 in the morning. I'm at a cockfight. What am I clinging to?
Comment: This is a very funny episode. Jerry bounces a clown check, Jerry and Kramer get involved in the world of cockfighting, and there are a lot of jokes about baldness. There is a lot of really fun stuff in this episode--a lot of good deliveries from all the characters. Still, the show continues with its more zany storylines (like George dating a convict).