Jerry: Are you reading my VCR manual?
Kramer: Well, we can't all be reading the classics, Professor High Brow.
Jerry: That's not a French cuff shirt, you know.
George: I know, I cut the button off and poked a hole with a letter opener.
Comment: George makes up "The Human Fund" to avoid giving real Christmas gifts! Elaine sacrifices for a free sub! Kramer goes on strike! Festivus miracles!